The Original

October 25, 2009

Gayle stepped out of the bathroom. “So, what do you think?” she asked. She performed a full circle to let her husband see her Halloween costume in its fullest.

“Is that what you’re wearing to the ball?” Stephen asked, as well as he could considering his mouth hung open.

“Mm hmm. Don’t you like it?”

“Sweetheart, if you wear that, we’re leaving the party early!”

Gayle looked crestfallen. “Why?”

“Because we’re checking into the Acropolis for the rest of the night,” Stephen said. “I always wanted to bang a superheroine.”

“Oh! You naughty boy! Well, bring that big cop body over here and I’ll show you how to take it off me,” Gayle said with a purr in her voice. “You can peel me like a banana.”

“Where are the girls?” Stephen asked, crossing the room to his wife. By the time he reached her, he had completely stripped.

“Watching cartoons.”

“Good. You’re about to get loud.”

“Please, please, please!”

Stephen slipped his arms around his wife and said, “You can leave the mask, gloves, and boots on. That’s damn hot! But the leotard is in the way.”

Gayle licked her lips and slid her hand to his firmness. “Yes, it is!”

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